It's earlier this year. I'm at a party with Elon. I meet a girl. We vibe. Then comes the moment: "can I get your number?" and ofc she says yes

And we try to do the iphone tap thing... so we awkwardly wait there until it finally works. (longest 10 seconds of my life) by then, the spark was gone.

So I went home (alone, obviously) and designed the Rizzness Card. A business card that's equal parts "I have my life together" and "i'm tapped in." Premium enough to feel special. Unserious enough to keep it exciting.

Months later, we've shipped to over 10,000 people. Some use them at school. Some at parties. Some just hand them out for the plot. All valid.

This started as a joke. Now it's a movement. We're just as surprised as you are.